Always wear c lean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.
From the Daily News comes this story of a couple who drove their
car to Asda Supermarket, only to have their car break down in the car park.
The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed
the car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under
the chassis.
Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly
put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself
staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 05:03 by Treats
Subject: Always wear clean underwear in public 
