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susiewoosie

susiewoosie

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PostSubject: The Month After Christmas   The Month After Christmas I_icon_minitimeMon 18 Jan 2010, 01:39

Twas the month after Christmas,
and all through the house,
Nothing would fit me,
not even a blouse.

The cookies I'd nibbled,
the chocolate I'd taste
At the holiday parties
had gone to my waist.

When I got on the scales
there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store
(less a walk than a lumber),

I'd remember the marvellous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."

As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt...
I said to myself, as I only can,
"You can't spend a winter, disguised as a man!"

So, away with the last of the sour cream dip.
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip.
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
Till all the additional ounces have vanished.

I won't have a cookie, not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie.
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.

I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore...
But isn't that what January is for?

Happy New Year!
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Jacqui

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PostSubject: Re: The Month After Christmas   The Month After Christmas I_icon_minitimeMon 18 Jan 2010, 05:32

Ahhhhh so true lol
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susiewoosie

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PostSubject: Re: The Month After Christmas   The Month After Christmas I_icon_minitimeMon 18 Jan 2010, 06:54

Thank goodness for SW
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susiewoosie

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PostSubject: Re: The Month After Christmas   The Month After Christmas I_icon_minitimeThu 01 Sep 2011, 22:56

I'd forgotten about this. The only problem is that it seems to be every month lol
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