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PostSubject: The Menopause   Wed 06 May 2009, 05:06



This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day

BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit
1 slice Wholemeal toast
1 cup skimmed milk

LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea

1 biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the biscuits from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 chocolate bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER :
'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'

Finally, here's some advice for you:

Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.......

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished; and, before
leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha,
a pockage of biscuits , the mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates..

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.
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PostSubject: Re: The Menopause   Thu 07 May 2009, 21:52

I love it lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Menopause   Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:47

cheers pmsl thats good !
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PostSubject: Re: The Menopause   Mon 15 Jun 2009, 02:01

Feels like me at the moment...


Most of them...!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Menopause   Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:12

You are so norty for posting that ! I am sat in my bedroom reading it and ROTFL but VERY VERY quietly as my lass is on a couple of night shifts this week LOL
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