susiewoosie
Posts : 547
Join date : 2009-05-05
 |  Subject: The Menopause  Wed 06 May 2009, 05:06 | |
|  This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day
BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit
1 slice Wholemeal toast
1 cup skimmed milk
LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea1 biscuit
AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the biscuits from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping
DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 chocolate bars
LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
REMEMBER :
'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'
Finally, here's some advice for you:
Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.......
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished; and, before
leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha,
a pockage of biscuits , the mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates..
Yu haf no idr who gud I fel. | |
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Jacqui
Posts : 213
Join date : 2009-05-05
| | Subject: Re: The Menopause Thu 07 May 2009, 21:52 | |
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bristolbabe
Posts : 16
Join date : 2009-06-09
Age : 56
Location : bristol
| | Subject: Re: The Menopause Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:47 | |
|  pmsl thats good ! | |
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Jacqui
Posts : 213
Join date : 2009-05-05
| | Subject: Re: The Menopause Mon 15 Jun 2009, 02:01 | |
| Feels like me at the moment...
Most of them...!!!! | |
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Tanny
Posts : 4
Join date : 2009-05-08
Location : West Yorkshire
| | Subject: Re: The Menopause Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:12 | |
| You are so norty for posting that ! I am sat in my bedroom reading it and ROTFL but VERY VERY quietly as my lass is on a couple of night shifts this week LOL | |
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